♪ (old-school video game music) ♪ ♪ (michael jackson, "thriller" chiptune) ♪ - (finebros) today, you'll be playing this. - sega genesis! - is this michael jackson? oh my god! - i don't know how you can makea game about michael jackson. - snapchat, rainbow-puking michael jackson game. i don't know what this is. - (finebros) michael jackson's mookwalkerhas three levels in each stage.
to give you a taste of the game, we're gonna have you play the first three levels of three different stages.- (chuckles) sweet. - (finebros) and to really get you feeling "bad", we have this for you.- oh no. (game clatters)oh-ho-ho-ho! - oh, it's a glove?i'm so excited! - can i really wear this the whole time while i play? 'cause i would be so excited.like, can i keep this?
- i'm gonna channel my inner michael. i'm gonna beat this game. ♪ (dramatic chiptune music) ♪ - (dramatically) michael jackson's moonwalker! (in game: warbling)- ooh! dat graphics though. wow, look at these graphics.ten outta ten. - "round 1-1: club 30." (in game: coin clinks)- ooh! that spin though. - (playfully) here's my two cents.turn on the jukebox.
♪ (michael jackson, "smooth criminal") ♪(imitating jackson) ooh! - is this, like, smooth criminal? - uh...(sparkles chime) (laughing) yay, sprinkles. (sparkles chime)all right. do i hit him with my fairy dust? - uh. uh. and kick. - this is literally my life. oh my gosh. i need this.
oh, why is there a little girl crying? - should i avoid the kid? michael jackson and childrendon't go well together. - okay. there's a kid crying.am i supposed to help her? - and kick. and c. - (little girl) michael!- okay, i save the girl, i think. - (little girl) michael!- oh, wait! am i saving-- oh, i'm saving the people! ohhh.
everything makes so much more sense. - uh, yeah! beat it. ♪ (michael jackson, "smooth criminal") ♪ uh... what is she doing? - why'd she do that? rude. heh. look, but don't touch, okay? - (michael jackson) ooh!(sparkles chime) - yes! (laughs)i love this. - i can play the piano.
♪ (piano plays random notes) ♪ (sparkles chime) - get away. i'm having fun on the piano. - hey, look, another child. all right.(sparkles chime) the irony in this game is just... - (little girl) michael!- run away, kid. you're doing the right thing. - there's a door there.i have to open that.
hi, i'm michael jackson. do you need help? - (little girl) michael!- oh, i found another little girl. that sounded really creepy. whoopsies. - walk up them stairs with swag. (sparkles chime)- (michael jackson) ooh! ooh! - (chuckling)- (michael jackson) ooh! - gosh. oh, you're not happy.
i don't care. i'm michael jackson.i do what i want. (sparkles chime)spin him! - ♪ smooth criminal ♪ ♪ (vocalizing song) ♪ (gasps) yeah, that's right, bitch! - (gasps) oh, did you see that? i hit that one guy with the other guy.wow, accomplishment. - yes! be free! - (little girl) michael!- yay! i did it.
now there's a monkey. - i got my monkey!is he gonna help me? - what is this? who are you? what the heck? what is this? - get off of me!(sparkles chime rapidly) what? me spinning aroundin a circle is killing me? oh, he's pointing somewhere. - no, that way. no that--
where-- where does he want to go? - it wants me to go down, i think. - let's go, monkey. woo! michael jackson. ♪ (random piano notes play) ♪♪ (boss music) ♪ - where'd you go? okay. - "ha ha. you'll never catch me." oh, watch me, bitch.i'm right behind you. oh. ♪ (frantic music) ♪aah!
(sparkles chime)oh no. everything's happening at once. - oh my god, no.there's so many. shoot! wait. a! a! - oh my gosh.no! they're all coming. - michael kicks 'em in the face! - okay. oh--(explosions) oh, that seems legit. michael jackson could always do that. i already saw him do that in concert. didn't you?
(sparkles chime)- this is so intense. (as little girl) "oh, michael!" i saved you. okay. (gasps) did i do it? - i beat it? yay! - i'm love with this game.just in love. - this is a fun game. this is exactly the kind of gamethat i wanna play. - there was no backstory. like, i just show up and then...beat up a couple guys,
save some children,and then, look, a monkey! like, i don't know.i'm kind of confused. - (finebros) ready for the next stage?- i'm actually really excited 'cause maybe that monkey will come back and tell me what's going on around here. ♪ (michael jackson, "bad") ♪- yes! the moonwalk. - (michael jackson) who's bad? - "round 2-1: street." - takin' it to the streets!
- i'm praying that it's as easy as it was before. ♪ (michael jackson, "beat it") ♪(dog barks) - don't tell me i have to hurt the dog! i don't want to hurt it. - (michael jackson) ooh!- i have to hurt-- (sniffles) - (michael jackson) ooh!- ho! oh snap! - (dog barks)- oh shit! (laughs) - x.- (little girl) michael! - (imitating girl) michael!that's me!
- you know what would've been a better story for all this? michael is trying to find his new nose. (laughs) aww. that was mean. - come at me.- (michael jackson) ooh! - (to tune of beat it)♪ ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪ ♪ i'm so good at this game ♪ ♪ and you can't do anything about it ♪ ♪ oh, i'm gonna die ♪ (dog barks)- get away from me!
(dogs bark)stupid dog. - (grunts) i'm michael jackson! yarrrggh, nooo! (laughs) why? why won't you die, dogs? - the dogs are making me very upset. like, i'm getting very mad. (dogs bark)- sparkles, go! go! go! sparkles, go. sparkles. aaaaaaaaah!
it's not working! my strategy-- oh, it worked!!! - get outta here. oh, you got-- oh, double kill. did you see that? that was smooth. what?! he's got-- he's got a gun! (dogs bark) - (michael jackson) ooh! ooh!- they're everywhere! (laughing) no! no-- what?!
no! they won't die. they won't die.♪ (game over music) ♪ i kicked them so many times. - ooh, did you see that? (dogs bark)ohh, did you see that? (dogs bark)- (little girl) michael! - hey, that was just like--i was just like, "i'm just gonna check it just in case, but..." (imitating dogs)
- stop! stop! the dogs are fricking rude. - jump this way and then i jump that way. no, what?! - okay. okay, dog on a roof. all right. it's totally normal.- (michael jackson) ooh! - what?(dog barks) get up here, bitch. bring it. (sparkles chime)- oh! i almost died from that.
- (little girl) michael! - where's this little girl at? i think that's weird. "i'm gonna find you, little girl."but that's-- yeah. that just doesn't sound right. - i got one-- i got one last lego child left. - i got 'em. i got 'em. - and there's the monkey thing.what does that monkey do? - but-- oh, here we go.bubble's telling me where to go.
- let's roll. okay-- oh. (laughs)♪ (boss music) ♪ what is this this?"ha ha. you'll never--" bitch, you said that last time. ♪ (frantic music) ♪ - and the way they're walking.(sparkles chime) i love it.(explosions) whoa! - you guys, i'm so low on health.(sparkles chime) - you guys wanna [bleep] jump down any day?
i'm not going up there. - wait, wait, crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! crap! special move. - (michael jackson) ooh!- shoot. (sparkles chime)- oh no! i went down. (frantically) oh my god! - my magic is failing me. stay away. get out of here. okay. hi, child. okay, cool.i did it.
- i need to kill you.you're my last person. jesus christ. frick yeah! i got the girl. - (little girl) michael!- (imitating girl) michael! woo! - "woods." random, but okay. - it's a cemetery, bitch.that's not the woods. ♪ (michael jackson, "another part of me") ♪ - i don't what song this one is.
- oh, perfect. (sparkles chime)zombies too? - what the [bleep]? jumping zombies?what is this? (chuckles) there we go.i did the moonwalking. (chuckles) - oh! oh no!- (michael jackson) ooh! ooh! (sparkles chime)oh, shoot. this is fricking hard. - i did not sign up for this!
- (michael jackson) ooh!- oh, shoot. wait, i was using special moves! crap! - they come out of the ground? no! whoa!- (little girl) michael! - hello. why are you in a graveyard? - ah, shit. get outta here. - (michael jackson) ooh! ooh!- (little girl) michael! - yes. okay, child, give me health. holy crap.
- okay, so i'm guessing i have to jump. - i like how touching the childrengives me a boost in energy. - how do i kill that bird? it's the animals in this game, man. they're vicious. - (little girl) michael!- michael! - can i check the bushes? - that was just a lucky guess. - oh my god! oh my god!oh my god! oh my god!
oh my god! oh my god!holy-- jump! oh my god! i need a child. i need a child.i need a child. i need a child. that's so weird out of context.i need a child right now. (shrieking) run away! (squealing) run away!run away! (panting) (squealing) aaaaah! noooo!!!
♪ (game over music) ♪- [inaudible]. - can i get up there by, like... like... jumping up here?like, jumping up? yes!- (michael jackson) ooh! - (little girl) michael!- oh my gosh! i did it. ♪ (creepy music) ♪- yay, monkey. lead me to my death. - i hear you, bubbles. oh, this way? ♪ (boss music) ♪- (groans) i hate this guy.
- let's go! ♪ (frantic music) ♪- bring it, bitch. (sparkles chime)- (squealing) nah! - (michael jackson) ooh! ooh!- aah! (sparkles chime)- sh-- holy moley. i am not doing well on this level at all! - (michael jackson) ooh!- why won't they just come down here? - (michael jackson) ooh! ooh! ooh!- (grumbling) (grumbling)
(in game: warbling)- what's going on? - yes!♪ (michael jackson, "thriller") ♪ uh! ♪ thriller ♪ - (laughing) really?- (michael jackson) ooh! - cool. (laughs)cool, all right. i just made all the zombies kill themselves while humiliating them to the thriller dance. - it was fun. i love the music. i loved that they had his music in there
with a little bit of a eight-bit spin. - i loved it. i would play it all day. - ten out of ten. would recommend, honestly. ign. (laughs) - (finebros) this game was actually based on michael jackson's movie,also called moonwalker. - he had a movie?wait, he had a movie?! - (finebros) and we're gonna show you the trailer today. - oh my gosh, okay.
- yes! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - oh, okay. ♪ ('80s synthpop) ♪ - (narrator) he comes from a place beyond the stars... - "beyond the stars."that's how cool he is. - (narrator) ...to take them to a worldbeyond their dreams. - what the [bleep]?- (michael jackson) ow! - what? the game had, like, none of this!
- (narrator) ...from the imagination of michael jackson. - it's like power rangers mixed with michael jackson. - (michael jackson) ow!♪ (smooth criminal) ♪ - oh, i feel like this a bad acid trip. - oh my gosh. i'll have to watch this again. (engine hums) - (narrator) michael... - what are these animals doing in here?! - (michael jackson) ow!
- (narrator) nothing couldprepare you for his movie... moonwalker.- what?! wait, wait, wait. what? - (narrator) it's written... in the stars. - i don't know where i'm gonna find it,but i'm gonna find it. i'm gonna watch it.- (michael jackson) ow! - ow! - thanks for watching us play michael jackson's moonwalker on the react channel.
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